Whats the best way to fit a 2 foot 6 inch package, about 40 ounds, into a microwave?

please help i cant make him i mean it fit...

Answer:
Find a microwave with a 2 foot 7 inch door.
chop him..I mean it up first. Or try the oven. good luck :D
I know you are just trying to save cooking time by using the microwave, but in this case it may be better to stick him...I mean, it...into the oven. More space, and things tend to get a little crisper in the oven. Like french fries. Mmmmm...
Motivate it with a sledge hammer.

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