Help, what should i do?

i was suffering from severe flatulence last night and a large amount of the gas was trapped under my bed coverings. how do i stop those fumes from escaping and their subsequent effect on global warming?

Answer:
Stick a cork up your flaturator and one in you mouth for oh lets say 12 years and the world will be rid of your threat forever.

you're joking... right?

You must be a bit bored, right?

I guess you could eat less gassy food to cut down on your pollution.

Keep them still until they dwindle away. Probably into the covers.

Simple! Insert a long rectal tube into Uranus. Place the free end into a very large fish tank filled with H2O and a good underground filter. The flatulence will be appropriately filtered and come out smelling like a rose. Well, maybe not a rose butt it shouldn't smell bad. Try it and let me know.

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