For environmentalists: How many of you love trees?

I HATE TREES! And I don't like polar bears either. I hope global warming becomes reality and drowns all the polar bears and trees.

I used to live in further north and the polar bears would attack us. They're mean.

The snow on the mountain kept causing avalanches.

And the last tree I hugged bit me.

So, I hope the ice melts and drowns all the polar bears and trees.

Answer:
I like trees. They make great guitars out of them and paper is great stuff too. Polar bears are flourishing. Algore is wrong as usual. The problem with the tree biting you is that you tried hugging it on the first date.
Aww, didn't you get attention when you were young?

I am sorry that I missunderstood you. The vast numbers of political statemennts in here have, in my mind, subtracted from this sites educational value. I guess I am in need of some relief, such as your humor, to combat it. :)
HA HA I LOVE TREES. THEY ROCK!!! I LOVE POLAR BEARS TOO!! THEY ROCK LIKE CRAZY!!!!! If you dont want polar bears to attack, then maybe you should get off their land of stop provoke them, and keep your distance! Oh ya and the avalanches are because of the disturbances in the snow. First of all its natural, and maybe you should stay away from it! You think that snow causes it? did you know that the snow melting faster with higher temperatures causes more avalaches?? AND THE NEXT TIME YOU HUG A TREE try to pick the ones with less bugssss....
What kind of country boy are you? You should move to the city and inhale some of the polluted air.

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