Was Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits?

..Dozens of eyewitness reports indicated that former vice president Al Gore deliberately attempted to raise the earth's temperature in order to boost box office receipts for An Inconvenient Truth, his documentary film about global warming that was released in May. Enlarge Image DESPERATE MEASURES Former vice president Al Gore takes a flamethrower to the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica to boost weekend ticket sales for An Inconvenient Truth. "We have accounts from concerned citizens that Mr. Gore purchased a Cadillac Escalade SUV several months before [his film] opened in theaters," said Kimberly Blume, spokeswoman for the California-based environmental group Friends Of The Earth. "Not only did Mr. Gore use his new gas-guzzler to make short trips to the grocery store, he also left the vehicle running 24 hours a day in the driveway of his Tennessee home with the air-conditioning on full-blast." In the weeks following the film's release, witnesses reported additional sightings of Gore engaging in activities such as discharging can after can of 1980s-era, CFC-laden aerosol into the air, and single-handedly clear-cutting over 6,000 acres of Amazon rain forest. Gore is also rumored to have set a four-acre tire fire outside Akron, OH, and ordered his Secret Service detail to shoot on sight anyone who attempts to put it out. "It's sad to see a man we thought was a passionate defender of the environment despoiling it for his own monetary gain," Blume said. Blume said that she and many environmentalists had momentarily expressed relief in late November when Gore appeared to cease his months-long practice of dismantling old refrigerators in order to release ozone-destroying freon into the atmosphere. Blume soon learned, however, that Gore had resumed the activity in Antarctica, where the earth's ozone layer is most fragile. Environmental groups have called for the federal government to step in and put a stop to Gore's actions, but officials say they do not have the power to stop him. "There is no legal recourse anyone can take against the former vice president," Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Stephen L. Johnson said. "Mr. Gore is well within the emissions standards set by the current administration." By year's end, Gore failed to slow his assault on the planet's delicately balanced climate systems. Satellite surveillance revealed what many believe to be a snowshoed Gore jumping up and down on an ice shelf in Greenland, chainsawing glaciers in the Alaskan wild, and urinating in the Gulf Stream waters off the coast of Newfoundland.

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Do you really think people are going to go through the trouble of reading all that? Gosh!

I wouldn't doubt it.

Uhh is this a question or a statement? Yeah he proublly did, but it did raise awareness. so I mean. Witch is the bigger demon?

Where'd you get that from, the Onion?!?

Don't believe rumors.. Believe the thousands of educated scientists who have overwhelming data to support the fact that global warming is occuring.

Are you kidding? I hope so. Try asking a non-ignorant, mature question next time, please.

You have a very vivid imagination.

Got a link to verify your claims?

I wondered more than a couple of topics while watching the movie..

what was the point of showing how his son was hurt and what did it have to do with the topic of the movie?

why didn't Mr. Gore speak about all the good things he did while he spent 8 years in office fighting this issue?

what was the point of showing the election and what did it have to do with the topic of the movie?

with the tobacco use issue being know for quite a long time, in what year did his father's farm stop growing tobacco?

and others....

Yes it's true...He thought maybe he would increase awareness if it got really hot. And people that are failing to see the problem might actually see that they are part of the problem.

The poster is an idiot.

This is from THE ONION. You know, the joke site? Anyone that believed this is a MORON!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/al_...

For you and all the others that want to pull the Ostrich move of bury your head in the sand when it comes to climate change, "How much are you making off the oil and utilities that are killing the planet Judas?" Use your 30 peices of silver to pay Satan when you reach the gates of the furnace already!! Dude you gotta open your eyes, and brain. IT IS REAL and it is happening. I read some "person" so I don't resort to calling them what they really are on here, saying it's fabricated and isn't real? Based on results from 100's of years back, get a freaking grip on you people that don't want to accept that our technology has ripped our enviroment apart. I love the advances don't get me wrong, but I also would like to know this planet will sustain life the other 4.5 billion years the sun will live regardless of me being alive for it or not. I am not a selfish person that says well I'm alive forget the other generations. This crap is going on, or do you think the polar ice caps are just melting so they can put on thier summer swim suits? This stuff isn't just happening because of aliens.

yes, you are right, Al Gore is a moron.

Well his dad farmed cows, which release methane into the atmosphere which is 23x worse than CO2. It does 23x the damage that CO2 does.

Al Gore is crazy. His charts are inaccurate and one of the main supporters of this Global Warming scam is the same guy who had the US convinced it was on the brink of the next Ice Age during the 70s. No Ice Age... why should we believe this guy now?

It would be impossible for one person not even 1000 people to jump up and down on an ice shelf to move it... there are tons of material which resembles a mountain! No matter how many people jumped up and down on a mountain it won't move. Plus snow shoes spread the force so well there in minimum impact. I have personal experience with cross country skiing and, snowshoeing.
I also have a lot of scientific experience in several areas.

If Al Gore is wrong,does that make it smart to foul your nest?

so are you calling him a hippie

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