I'm thinking about increasing my carbon footprint...any suggestions?
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Go to Mars, that's very cold and could do with warming up. Our planet needs to be protected for the sake of future generations from the likes of you.
Increasing? Don't you mean decreasing, with all the global warming that's happening?
Buy a large vehicle... Something like a Hummer H2, Toyota Sequoia, Lexus LX470, Infiniti QX56, or Audi Q7. Those all have real life fuel economy in the 10-12 MPG range. And make sure you drive it hard and fast.
Crank your heat or A/C. In fact put them both on at the same time so they never turn off.
Get a very large HD Plasma. The bigger the better.
You could always buy a bunch of gas or oil and set it on fire.
try holding your breath for 20 minutes before you exhale. i hear that makes you exhale much more CO2.
You can live your life like Al Gore.
That is, if you assume carbon footprints matter more than say a footprint in the sand.
Buy a very large mansion that is a energy hog (kind of like Al Gore) and turn the furnace up to 75 in the winter. Then turn the a/c to like 60 during the summer. Then rent private jets that put out more co2 than a whole fleet of SUV's and fly them all over the world to give speeches. Is this sounding familiar?
You could start out burning old tires. It makes as much sense as what is done with these guys now.
when there's nothing left to burn you've got to set yourself on fire.
Saturate yourself with $3.60-per-gallon gasoline and set yourself on fire. -RKO- 05/25/07
Do your test runs inside your house, apartment or cell (as applicable).
I suggest closing all the doors and windows tight then light up a camp stove. Monitor the air after the stove runs out of fuel.
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