How can I screw up the environment and humanity?
1) I burn tires constantly in my back yard
2) I always go to the bathroom in the city water supply
3) I throw dirty cat litter on my neighbor's compost pile
4) I do smoky burnouts whenever I can with my Ford Small-penispedition
5) I support the shooting of endangered animals...especially polar bears and gray wolves.
6) I only purchase blood diamonds
7) I pour motor oil down the sink
8) I only use oil based paints and pour them in the street dain to get rid of it
9) I voted for Bush
10) The only way to leave a stop light is at full throttle
11) I leave all of my lights on all day
12) I only use refridgerators that I find in the dump...they must be at least 25 years old for them to be acceptable
13) I dry my clothes for 2 hours...just because
14) I toss plastic grocery bags in the ocean becasue I heard that sea turtles love 'em!!
15) I lobby for more coal plants...Coal is the future!!
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Answer:
Don't buy anything RED.
how about you go pollute a river by jumping in and drowning yourself?
Sounds like you're doing your part.
Just by being alive you are enough menace !
16. Sponsor concerts that consume vast quantities of electrical energy.
17. Produce movies that encourage people to sit in large airconditioned spaces for 2 hours then drive automobiles back home.
18. Sell people a new form of homeade currency that authorizes them to do items 1-17.
Don't have to go through all that troubles. Just by living your everyday lives, you and plenty of others are already causing plenty of damage already. Proof: look at the state of our world these days!
Don't forget:
1) Run your home's A/C at full bore with all your windows open.
2) Open up all your neighbors' garden hoses and let them go all night.
3) Vomit in every large municiapl pool or water park you can, thereby requiring the draining of the water and the pool's cleaning with harsh chemicals.
4) Don't bag or mulch fall leaves... burn 'em.
5) Introduce destructive non-native insects or plants into your area, destroyng crops, trees, and other native flora.
Always eat at fast food places.
You voted for BUSH?
Dear God! Haven't you done enough harm already?!?!?!!?
You can reproduce.
More people like you would surely ruin the environment.
get a hummer and load it down with as much weight as it can bear then drive around as desired and leave idling for the rest of the day. Bonus points if this is done on a "code red" ozone day.
You could let the ELFs and the government make all of your decisions for you. That will certainly end up ruining the environment since neither of these groups is capable of solving any problem, only in making problems worse. And the complete loss of personal freedom would certainly screw up humanity.
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