What is the most embarrassing conclusion you have ever jumped to?
Or did you dig yourself a deeper & deeper hole?
Answer:
I accused my wife of having an affair when I came home from work early and found her in bed with my neighbour.
How silly did I feel when I found out they were only playing hide and seek and their clothes had fallen off in the storm, boy did I have some apologising to do !
"Oh, you must be her granddad!"
Nope... he was her dad.
I just blushed and walked away.
Probably the woman who I thought was pregnant and it turned out she wasn't. Geez. Was she mad.
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We were all looking at some photographs a girl had brought into work.
I said 'Oh, is that your Gran?' - and like 'zoeksalamander' it was her Mum!!
Oh dear!! I think I just smiled and slunked away!!
GREAT QUESTION...Calling a WALLABY a KANGAROO. I just put it right, buy calling the WALLABY, a WALLABY, and visa-Vera. It was easy.
that my boyfriend was cheating on me..I lied my way out of it and now we're getting married in 10 days :)
i assumed a guy that came in my cafe was gay, had all girly chats with him, told him all the intimate things about my love life. this went on for weeks. till one day he walked in with his wife and 3 kids. how wrong could i be. but he did talk and act gay. didn't have to worm my way out of the hole, as i never did mention his sexual preferences. thank god
Look every problem has a solution. Like onion you have to open this peel peel peel and cry but eventually you get the clean eyes.
There is no problem that cannot be solved. It is in the head. No going to medic, pay and tell him your problems. Just relax. Read the book on the self discipline and think of God. That is a really soother. You have a headache you take the pain killer I will not.
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well, this is just recent(there has been lot"s), anyway, my daughter is always putting leftover beverages in the fridge and it irritates me when they get spilled in there so i said , no more doing that! so, the other day there was soda spilled all over in the fridge. i chewed a chunk at her. she insisted she didn't do it and of course i didn't believe her. so, the next day i reached in the back of the fridge to get a soda and it was all sticky. looking closer, i realized that it had froze and busted open and that is why soda had gotten all over everything. needless to say i had to apologize to her, boy did i feel low! probably not as low as i made her feel for not believing her. being her sweet self, she forgave me!☺♥
I had to face various embarrassing conclusions various times in my life_ no wait everyday of my life but the most recent one is just couple of hours ago when my friend mailed me and told me that a woman threw a box at her but didn't give me any details about it and I replied by asking: Where did a woman throw a box at you? Was it because of an answer?! (Y!A)
And she mailed me and obviously told me: How could somebody on YA through a box at me? Lol!
So here it is that's the silliest thing I said today and it doesn't get better! :-)
Thank you :-)
i accused my friend for stealing my perfume when I was the one to misplace it from my dresser. It was very embarrasing.
NICE QUESTION...Calling a SNAKE a LIZARD, and visa-verse.
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