How can I prevent my girlfriend from stunning me with a Taser gun?
Answer:
Just some suggestions but you could
*take the taser, or at least remove the batteries.
*Hit her over the head with a brick while she is asleep then *keep her chained in your basement
*Start a love affair with her sister to make her jealous THEN hit her over the head with the brick
*Move interstate
*Move to a differant country
*Practice on yourself with a taser every night until it no longer affects you
*Realise that if your girlfriend is tasing you then she probably isn't your girlfriend and you are probably a dangerous stalker
knock her out
Don't be a bastard!Be nice.
Take out the batteries when she isnt looking!
LMFAO!
dont me a DICK!
I wish my girlfriend would do that. (SULKS)
punch her hard on the nose - she wont like that
keep in mind when she says no, she means it.
Call the police!
where a wetsuit or ya could take the batteries out,better still grab hold of her when she does this then she'll be tazered
Yes a common problem this.you could pre-empt the attack using tear gas or batton rounds.
You should consider getting one of those net gun things.
Another method would be to creep out of the house early and then barricade her in there..or even rent a large earth mover and build a huge earth works around the house. Then build a tower with a powerful water cannon which you can zap her with the moment the B**tch sets foot outside the door.
Good luck..
Restraining Order
...Or,
You could buy your own Taser gun and stun her BEFORE she stuns you.
BTW, do you have this problem alot?
get a gun yourself
Why would you stay with her when she does this, does she have a uniform and you a view with bars? Does she ravish you afterwards before you can recover from the shock?
If you think you can survive your heart stopping permanently then go ahead, but it sounds like the bunny-burner klaxon is sounding to me!
lol... it's probably time for a new gf...
Be VERY nice to her when she's on her period.
Take it off her
accuse her of being an Al Queda sleeper cell. she and the taser will disappear
Destroy the Taser
take it of her and hit her with it
She is *not* your girlfreind.
I repeat.
She is *NOT* your girlfriend.
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She is your ex-wife looking for her alimony payments.
Do not be alarmed.
Just tell her calmy that you are prepared to discuss this.
Everything will be alright,
All she has to do is put down the taser slowly on the floor.
Get a girlfriend who isn't a policewoman 24 hours a day!
:-)
Grab hold of them end of your 4skin and urinate till it's like a balloon. warn her that any loss of muscle control will result in everyone getting a bit.
Warning - can only be released in a shower so go naked ;-)
Wear a rubber suit! Or replace the batteries with something else (then she'll still think they're in there) and laugh at her!
Hide it .
Call the police ... (imagine that!)
Stun her back ... as soon as she walks through the door :-)
That'll teach her, ha ha ha! You sure you don't secretly enjoy it?
And the First Giggle of the Day award goes to ...
-- drum roll --
Blaggy 1998 for his answer: *Realise that if your girlfriend is tasing you then she probably isn't your girlfriend and you are probably a dangerous stalker
-- applause --
I concur.
Dont f**k about
I honestly hope that you are kidding... But in case you aren't, I am calling the cops just to be sure.
By the way, that's not a "girlfriend", that is a wasp. On a similar note, that is not a taser gun but a stinger...
See, it's all about Crappo. I never get 30 answers on a single question...
Usually you need to release wild dogs on her. You need a really good distraction, and nothing makes them forget the taser like a Rottweiler flying at their throat--at least in my experience.
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