What is the worst thing you've done when drunk?
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Hee, Hee!
The question should be what HAVEN'T I done that was embarrassing.
I got arrested in my little black dress and my little black shoes. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! (We are all SO sexy when we've been on a 3-day tequila drunk) <sigh> In a major cities book in room, huge, a LOT of police, trustee's and other detainees, I was FLIRTING with EVERYONE! But not until they put me in the holding cell and not until I had gone to sleep and been rudely awakened for my breakfast of baloney and tea did I realize my real embarrassment. As I stood up and approached the food line I felt something hitting my face. It was the shoulder pads of my little black dress that had been on INSIDE OUT the ENTIRE TIME.
Now you know how I got my Yahoo name, -(minus)tequila8+, as of May 22nd, 2007 I haven't found it necessary to drink in 8 years.
I still have just as much fun, I just find it easy to keep track of my clothing, including my underwear, but that's a host of OTHER stories.
BTW: I'll be telling YOUR story at my meeting tonight. We have a million of them and we love new ones.
Peace.
Just last week, i left a pan of soup on the stove and forgot about it. I went to bed and found out the next morning... i can still smell it.
allot of women who i should have just stayed friends with. if that makes sense to you, if not ask me again and i will explain it in detail.
confusing a skunk with a cat and sitting outside feeding it and talking to it. friends were all scared to say anything until the next day and no I did not get sprayed.
hello,,i think I forgot I was dating someone and left and never went back..I still have flashbacks of some woman,,man did I get messed up big time.I know of other things but this is the worst in my mind.
threw up and missed the toilet. My boyfriend had to clean it up. I felt horrible.
i poked my friend in the eye with a straw..he underwent surgery!
but hes fine now.
Oh crap, there are so many. Hmm... One night I was calling my boss telling her she was a dirty b**ch and kept calling her repeatedly until she had to turn her phone off at about midnight. Then I tried to order a pitcher of captain and coke, and they cut me off so I punched my best friend in the gut, and stole his drink. Then I went down the street to a little mexican bar and started singing to the music at the top of my lungs while standing ontop of a bar stool.
At this point, I run into a friend of mine who, in no uncertain terms, tells me that if I ever touch his sister he will kill me. Not sure how that conversation came up. Anyway, later on in the night, I ran into his sister, and long story short, woke up in her bed thinking I was a deadman.
So, at this point, I run outside (cuz I believed he was hunting me) and ran face first into a chainlink fence. I decided to make myself throwup (it's still about 3AM) and then I try to climb the fence. Nope, can't do. Too drunk yet. So, I see a big dozer in he lot, and think I could use it to wreck the fence. Can't start it, but I find a ladder that I lean against the fence and I crawl up the ladder. Then I look down, and figure "why not let gravity do the work." So I just let myself fall onto the other side. It hurt. Then I get home and crawl the banister on our porch onto the overhang to get in my building, cuz the doors are locked. Bang on my buddy's window, and then just decide to sleep on top of the overhang.
The worst? Probably something I don't remember because I was THAT drunk...
I barfed in my friend's car. That's terrible because, well, he was my friend. Barf is notorious for stinking forever.
Actually, one night I got so drunk that I told all of my roomates where a revolver was that I was hiding. I had to hide it because I need it due to my assignments, but couldn't tell them because they are anti-gun. Sure, lemme defend myself against the agents that are after me with a rubber band. Geez.
Okay...the worst 'serious' thing was getting a dui (no accident or anything of that nature...nope, all the accidents happened while sober). The worst 'OMG I can't believe I did that' was getting a wee bit too inebriated (letting the Captain take control) one night at a work party, hitting the bar with friends after, and wake up the next morning next to a co-worker.
I was stupid enough to stand in front of my sister as she peed between two parked cars after leaving a club. Let's just say I had to discard of the pair of sandals I was wearing that night. I also tend to dance like Shakira when I've had one too many. NOTHING worse than a bad Shakira imitation.
I was in a camp, and I emptied a glass of beer in the face of the guy who runs the camp when he discovered me. Shortly after telling everyone how drunk I was. When I was 13.
How can you possibly remember the worst thing you've done when you're drunk, unless you rely on your mates to tell you - as if they would remember anyway!
Hiya Chelsea, I can honestly tell you I've NEVER EVER been drunk. My doctor says I should avoid it, as my system can't deal with alcohol. But I did give you a star.
the worst thing i ever did was had sex with a good friend of mine's sister. she is really hot and it was some of the best i had ever had, but she is really annoying. it turnedout bad because she fell for me and i had sex with her everyday for a few weeks and then got sick of her and the brother and his friend beat me up so i put pics of her sucking me off on the internet at adultism.com
i threw up all over my friends shirt, i felt so bad i went and bought her a new one
ps- not that it is about being drunk or anything but my name is Chelsea Lee too funny we spell Lee different though
I wreaked my car set it on fire and stole another
Well... I got completly NAKED and ran down a highway. with like 4 frineds who i thought were naked to... but. they werent.! but i had funn!!
lets see.. I jumped in a swimming pool to save my friend and he almost drown me, of course we were nekid.
I was arrested for a DUI and was crackin jokes with the cops right until the took away my shoes and locked me up in a little cold room with a drain in the floor.
I met someone at a bar, convinced him to let me drive his hot rod mustang and wrecked it. When to the hospital and somehow talked myself out of a DUI, that's how it goes down in East St Louis if you are a pretty white girl.
Talked the cops into arresting ME because I didn't want to go home with my exboyfriend and I couldn't find my phone to call anyone else. They would have let me go with him but I refused because we were fighting. So I went to jail for 12 hours. I refused to take off my clothes in the jail so they tasered me till I did.
Threw up numerous times, all over the bathroom floor, in my ex's car , in a ditch, in jail, I could go on..
I don't drink that much anymore, I learned my limit and know when to slow down. And I don't drive drunk!!!
I would have to say when I really liked this girl sometime ago and invited her to a house party I was going to. When we got there I got nasty drunk and when she came to check up on me I threw up on her. As it can be guessed we never talked again after that.
OMG that is nothing. I woke up naked in bed with a relative, male even. He was asking what I was doing there and I did not have a good answer.
sleep walked into my neighbors house and passed out on their couch... in my boxers... good thing they were friendly!!
I had pied in a cup and threw it out the window and it hit a guy the cops pulled us over and asked the man still drinched in urine
if I WAS THE MAN WHO THREW THE CUP and he said yes I did not hear the man and asked the victim if it had been raining
hahaha umm i guess blacked out and scared everyone to death.
well...we were sittin up on the roof gettin drunk so i thought it would be a good idea to take a skateboard and kickflip off the roof...so i tried it and fell face first into a big bush.i had cuts all over myself, and it hurt =[
Drunk e-mailing. That's all I have to say!
In Cancun I went on a booze cruise that took us to a small island to eat and drink some more. I passed out in some bushes and the boat left without me. I woke in the morning and had to pay the locals an arm and a leg to get back to the mainland.
Once I threw up in my back pocket. Damnest thing! Still dont know how I did it.
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