Do you sometimes feel , that when your ship comes in , you'll probably be at the airport -- ?
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Well with me , my ship sank and There is a delay at the airport so I guess I will never know.
No. I feel like I keep getting on the ship and then jumping overboard to swim back to the dock because I was not sure if I was on the right one!! When will it end??!!
Murphys Law was made for me. :) Read below:
MURPHY'S LAWS
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a *****.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Murphy's Law of Copiers
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
LMAO...I sometimes wonder why I bother at all. But sometimes the set backs or sidetracks lead us to the most interesting places and experiences in our lives.
I may have missed the boat and I can't jump a jet plane like I can a freight train but taking the road less travelled has always been a good journey.
O'Toole's comment about Murphy was: "Murphy was an optimist."
That is my mantra :)
This happens to me only in a nightmare. In real life I choose to be exactly where I am. no regrets.
know but i have had vice versa
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