Will someone tell me something to lift my mood, please?
Thanks.
Answer:
You are amazing. Repeat at least 10 times out loud:
I am amazing
I am amazing
I AM AMAZING.
you get the point.
Anyway, hope you feel better!
Usually I hate this type of thing, but it actually amused me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p6uu6m3c...
Miss Piggy loves Kermie.
I like to go to a funny movie when i need a pick me up.
Yesterday when I was getting into my car, my shorts ripped. And to make it worse, everytime I walked they ripped more and I had on some serious white granny panties. they ripped completely up the side and I had to go into Wal-Mart like that and I looked like white trash. To make it worse, I am nine months pregnant, had no makeup on, and I had been swimming all day so my hair was nasty. I did fit in at Wal-Mart but it was highly embarassing. I wore the shorts the rest of the night and by the end of the nigth, my whole granny-pantie clad *** was hanging out.
Look the world is a crappy place but just remember a day that you wake up is a great day. Any day that you are in it is better than a day with you not in it. You are a beautiful person and the world is indeed lucky to have you in it!
some upbeat music, whatever kind you like... something fast paced & cheery --> disco? Grease soundtrack? favorite artist
Hiyo ... was looking for something uplifting ... but decided on humor instead!
Ok how about a blond joke. Now if you are under age, well don't read it.
Q. What is a blonde upside down?
A. A brunette with bad breath!!
hehehehehehehehe! Ok one more for the road.
Q. Why does Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and honey?
A. Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork!
hehehehehehe! Nasty but funny! Hopes this helps!
Well here I sit all broken hearted, went to pooped but only farted. Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers.
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