Is it cruel to blame your farts on the dog because it can't defend its honour?
Answer:
no its his job
no but the fact that he has to smell it is enough.x
no its why we keep dogs to blame them.
where ever you may be let your wind go free. real men are proud of their scent. i kinda guess you have never done a dutch oven with your lover
Only if its a working dog, poor form to blame a seeing-eye guide dog.
How could you be a guy and not be proud and own up to your own farts? I think that is in the man code, should I look up the section for you?
No. That's why he's man's best friend.
No, because no one believes its the dog anyway! Sorry to burst your bubble but WE KNOW ITS YOU!
Not really since most of the farts in our house are either from the dogs or my husband. If I am able to sneak one in and blame the dog or my husband, most people believe it. My husband tried explain in his native language to his friend that his fart was mine, but I understood him and busted him on the spot. Lighten up, everyone farts, it's just who you can blame it on that's fun.
You haven't met my best friend's dog Gino. He is a lovely dog apart from his wind. Rancid, rank, a real stench from hell!! Covers everyone elses farts!!
in our house, it usually is the dog, every couple of mins, loud and very very smelly, she is a dalmation and we feed our springer on the same food and she doesnt fart like that. sometimes we have a laugh and blow raspberrys by her bottom and she turns round quick and looks at her bum. they sound even louder on a laminate floor, dirty dog. hehe
Not at all, it's why I have a dog in the first place.
The dog couldn't give a fishes' fart. He probably farts all over the place and looks at you as if you're doing it, so you'll get the blame. Just watch him have a crafty smirk next time he farts. It's true I tell you!!
Note :
My, very refined, Lady of the Manor, Grandmother, always said, whenever one "let one orf" :
"Where err you may be,
let your wind go free,
In church or chapel,
Let it rattle!!"
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