I've been looking for a creative way to escape my dead-end job. My choices are?

1) Suicide.
2) lobotomy by lawnmower.
3) make out with my boss (he's a guy).

Answer:
Not any of those are creative.

You want creative?
Quit showering and any other form of personal hygiene, wear the same clothing day after day without laundering it. After a while they will be inviting you to leave.
i'd go with 2...
Better some social service.

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