How would you to kill yourself?

i've just paid someone £5000 to kill me, dont know when.
because i've attempted and always woke up in hospital

Answer:
are you joking? if you aren't you need to get some help. no life is worth taking. everyone has hard times in their life. And by commiting suicide that shows weakness of faith in yourself which nobody wants. Time to talk to someone and sort your problems out, unless this is some joke to get everyone to get all worried.
the death by sword is what I count as an honorable death just a slice in the right place and you could die
hope you are joking, but i best way is with a gun a guess. or if you jump from a really really high bilding ar brigde - don't wanna risk from a small height the worst case scenario is if you get paralyzed which is worse than death. i'm voting for a gun. Or cianid if you can find - it is 100% painless
I plan to use my Van, just need a quiet place and a full tank of gas.
Save your money, if you woke up 3 times in hospital then there is a good chance you don't want to go through with it. If you really meant it you'd be dead on your first attempt. get some help mate. nothing is as bad as it seems. it will get better. topping yourself is a cowards way out. it will get better, have the courage to do what is needed. might not be easy but you're not alone, no matter how bad things are or get.
Like you I've tried a few times and as you can see I'm still here. I'm happy that I didn't succeed, because now looking back at all that took me to that place of self hatred, has also helped me to love the me I am today, and be able to live and love the life I am so very Blessed to have and live.

How would I kill My Self? I wouldn't, nor would I pay someone else to bare the burden of that responsibility. I hope the person you asked refuses and spends your money on a great time trying to help you while thinking of you!!
Your life is not yours to take, it belongs to all of your loved ones. Think of them!
killing ones self is not funny, neither is being in a hospital and this is probably just a joke or for reactions, if a person was going to do it I don't think they would answer this, but a 90 pill supply of antideppressants would probably do it
Go for a good long hike in the mountains, pick one that has a really high cliff, hike around to the top, and then jump into the next world leaving this one to the wolfs and vultures.

Failing that I would go for a swim in the ocean, first I would swim as far out to sea as I could then I would swim as deep as I could then I would try to breath water.
Absolute best way is with a .44 magnum placed under the chin pointing up to the brain. Works every time. Cost, about $200.
Yours is a cry for help, not death. Please seek some professional counseling.
I wouldn't and neither should you.
Why didn't you give that money to some sort of charity? They could've used it.
most people who talk about suicide,don't do it,or try a way or ways that usually fail.it's a form of reaching out,not realized by the self.ones that are serious,wouldn't talk or boast about such a matter.if you want to die,which i don't condone,unless of natural causes or an unforeseen accident,have the balls to do it yourself,don't involve others,that includes the ones on yahoo ans..

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