Whats the most wise and best advice you have ever been given ?
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dont sh1t where you eat
Never eat yellow snow!!
when you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, there is nowhere to go but up
or you can go with what my late high school counselor told me:
you can do anything if you put your mind to it
Always expect the unexpected.
Dont lower yourself to anyone elses level
Time is a great healer. I know people say this and you go "mmmm". It reallly does though, I was told this loads when my Dad died last year. Time really is a great healer. Doesnt take the problem away, but helps.
We seem to go through life trying to figure out things by ourselves. After growing up by learning things the stupid hard way. I had an old timer who I thought was way laid back give me his view on things. He said there is a Chinese philosophy, " Is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt". It made me more aware of what I would,ve said but didn,t. And helped me learn a good lesson.
Don't take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
(moulded into a plastic bottle in raised letters, braille and moon) Do not drink. Keep away from children.
I said that life wasn't fair and I was told that's right who said it was!! Life isn't fair so get over it!!
Quit worrying about everything and turn it over to God.
Look out for number one (but I always make sure I know who my friends are and look out for them too!)
Well, the first thing that came to my mind was "don't eat yellow snow", but someone beat me to it.
That if you have your health you are very rich.
Dont eat orange snow
my father has always said to me that, if it sounds too good to be true,it usually is. and he is so right. it has stopped me from making the most biggest mistakes.
In any situation always trust your first instincts.
dont pine for somebody who never even looks at you twice
Never argue with a woman. Particularly your wife, you're only going to lose! And if you do happen to win, you better have a damn good apology by nightfall.
to secure peace is to prepare for war
pay heed to free advice because there are far too many who will charge money for it.
I was brought up with "don't trust strangers." Sadly I've learned the truth of this.
Don't worry about it.
If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest or some guy on TV telling you how to do your sh*t, then YOU DESERVE IT. -Frank Zappa
If you commit a crime, travel across state borders because federal prison is better than state prison.
"You will break or bend"
As said by my social worker when I was 12.
TO PRAY .
loads, my dad is like an old wise owl and full of cliches. My fav is "you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink" this rattled round my brain when deciding to leave my marriage lol, another fav is "people can only do to you what you allow them to" this can apply to any situation, mostly relationships tho lol.
Where ever you go, what ever you do or think remember, God is aways with you. So always ask Him - is it right or moral?
Then your life will be worthy.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone...sorry that is all I think of at the moment
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