WTF why cant i get laid?
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They can probably tell that you're full of **** and only want to get in their panties.
If you're only looking to get laid, try some skanky bar tramps.
While you're wasting time on the internet you could be out trying to have "fun".
if you're only going after girls to get laid, don't be fooled, we know when we're being played. they can sense it and if they don't want it from you, they'll back off.
Well how long have you been in the relationship before you asked the question? If you have been in the relationship for a short period of time and expect to get it like that then i don't blame the girls for telling you no. Also maybe your fat friends don't have a body like you but they may have something about there personality that girls tend to like or maybe your friends are only dating fast girls with no morals. So you have to take all that stuff to consideration.
Perhaps you are going for the gusto to quick. You may need to date these girls for a while before anything happens.
Honestly if it does happen quickly you may not want to be with that girl to begin with! If you find one that has a voracious appetite for carnal pleasure, you can bet you won't be the only one!
:O)
Jerry
Girls can tell you are not interested in them, just getting in them!
try speaking words like this once you start the conversation.,"My ethnic friend Heywood Jablowme is in a missionary position in the former Soviet nation of Kanwefuckistan." note...this is after offer her another drink or another red bull vodka? then uh next i would say is not drink and just shove drinks down her throat all night
You need more than just good looks and nice clothes. Your personality needs to shine through as well. A girl needs to know that you're not looking to get laid just for the sake of getting laid. Also be patient. Are you expecting to get laid on the first date? Is not always going to happen my friend. Having a potty mouth may also be a turn-off for some.
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