Whats the best way 2 get revenge on the person you hate=)?
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i don't think that revenge is necessary.
its called karma
send their neighbor gay porn in his/her name to your neighbor's address "by accident"
put nair in their shampoo
i'm at a loss i thought i knew but i don't bahh what a waste sorry
Have the butt sex with their mom... or dad. Either is quite spiteful.
This would not work so well if they are family.
If you want revenge, you might as well dig two graves.
Don't hate them. That may shock them the most. But at the same time you will being doing as Jesus told "Never to hate" "Love your Enemies". For would you want God hating you because you are being bad?
maybe the best way to get revenge is...NOT TO! no matter how much you don't like this person its just not right! im not saying im a angel...i've gotten revenge plenty of times but its just not the right thing 2 do....wwjd
the best way to get revenge is to live well
You will need:
two PAPER bags
two PLASTIC grocery bags (the thin ones)
a cigarette lighter/matches
about one lb of moderately wet dog poop
Step one: evenly divide poop into two piles, place each pile in seperate plastic bags
Step two: place plastic bags inside paper bags
Step three: go to the home of the person you hate. park down the block so they can't see your car from their house. take one paper bag containing poop in plastic bag, ignite bag with lighter/matches. once flames catch good, ring doorbellseveral times/knock loudly and run like hell for back of house
Step four: locate rear entrance of home, ignite 2nd doody-bag, fan flames, knock wildly and run like hell for your car/cover
Results: Person answering door stomps out fire only to get feet/socks/silppers covered in dog poop then tracks dog poop through house to answer 2nd knock and gets a 2nd coating of dog poop, hopefully being flustered enough by the night's events to track some of this in their house as well.
You: Laughing hysterically as you speed away from a gross, smelly mess
Your enemy: Feet are singed and smell of dog poop as does the rest of their house. Can look forward to cleaning burned dog-poop off carpets/flooring late into the evening.
Revenge is sweet, get some!
I agree totally with geessewereabove's answer! But another good way to get revenge is to IGNORE THE PERSON, and get on with your life.
Another way to get revenge is to:
CASTRATE ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING REVENGE IS BAD SO THEY WON'T HAVE STUPID HIPPY CHILDREN.
Vendettas are tradition in Italy against those who disrespect someone's honor.
Good revenge is always to plot out your revenge carefully, scheme like a mad scientist, remain completely anonymous, don't leave fingerprints, and learn absolutely everything you can from the person without them becoming suspicious.
Live a happy and productive life forgetting about that person.
Think about it.
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