What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
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My friend Mark has the funniest embarrassing stories.
He was in the front row at church and everyone was standing during worship and his pants just dropped to his ankles and he wasn't wearing any underwear! He quickly pulled em up and was so embarrassed he tried to dart out this small side door at the front of the room but it turned out to be locked and he had just banged on it really loud by pushing into it full force. Everyone looked at him up in front like that so he had to walk by everyone staring at him to the rear exit...
Another one that happened to him was he was driving this go cart on this track and he got distracted and drove off to the side and got stuck. After the guy came and pushed the cart back onto the track and left again, Mark looked down and saw his balls hanging out of these really short shorts he had on...
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. When he tells those stories he laughs so hard and gets so embarrassed but he thinks it's funny he doesn't take it so deadly serious.
Another one he likes to tell is when he was driving a 64 chevy he was waiting to turn right out of this parking lot onto this busy street for a long time because traffic was so steady. Well he finally saw a brief opening so he gunned it with the wheel cranked to the right and because it didn't have power steering he couldn't adjust fast enough to correct the turn and go straight. He kept turning right and plowed up onto the curb and took out a wooden street sign that landed on his hood. He ended up fully on the sidewalk. The security guard came over, asked if he was okay then told him not to worry about and just to take off so he did- in front of several onlookers.
I guess you just have to know him. He's the first to admit he's not the sharpest tack in the box but he has such a good sense of humour about it.
i had a solo in high school and my voice cracked, but i kept going. i was red the whole time afterwards
i was dancing in church and my skirt dropped to my mid thigh and everyone could see what was under it. I pulled it up while dancing and by the end myuclothes were fixed .
I farted in church before confession... everyone heard it. It pretty much echoed around.
Luckily, I was able to blame it on someone else. :)
emm... once, i was opening my locker, and it woldnt open so i started to throw stuff at it and everything, but then a girl came up and told me it wasnt mine, and my crush was watching the whole thing...
but thats not the worst... i always think back at the stuff i did to get my crushs attention and they are so embaressing i feel like dying :L:L:L
This really did happen...I had about 25 witnesses...
I was in 7th or 8th grade, and I was getting off the school bus at a friend's house for her birthday party. I was wearing a navy blue hoodie jacket, and I was the last person to get off the bus. Just as the doors were closing behind me, and I was starting to walk away, I noticed something tugging at my jacket. Mind you, this was a brand new jacket that I bought with my own hard earned money (seriously) and I was very proud of it. Anyway, I turned around and saw that the string from the hood had gotten wrapped around the rearview mirror of the bus, and then the bus started to drive away...
I started to walk along with the bus trying to get the string untangled from the mirror, but as the bus started to speed up- it pulled the hood tight to my head. You know how if you pull the strings tight on a hoodie, you basically get one little hole to look out of because the whole thing covers your face? Well, that happened to me...and finally the string just ripped out of the jacket all together, and I fell on the ground.
Mind you, as all this was happening- the couple of kids that were still on the bus didn't even try to get the bus driver to stop- because they were all laughing so hard. Not to mention that I was the talk of the birthday party...
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