What is the strangest thing you plan to do today?

I am going to work in my girlfriend's edible underwear today.

Answer:
Hey Curly. Just for the thrill of it, I'm going to get into my little red wagon, point it down a steep, rocky hill, and goooooooo....

PS, I'm 57..eh, what can I tell ya?...nuts?maybe..Mekong Delta?..probably!

ooh-woo,woo,--woo,woo,woo.n... nyuk.
I am contemplating on working all day and not waste my time at Yahoo/Answer/Stooge


but I cant resist you motherf...
I usually spend the better part of my days thinking of awesome or horrific ways to die. I don't want to die anytime soon and I'm not going to kill myself. It's more like I think I of what cool/strange/shocking headline I would like to have when I die.
Or I think about if certian things would hurt. Ex: "If I staple my finger, would it hurt? If I stuck this spoon in my eye, would it hurt?" Once again, I don't act on these thoughts. I have an extremely boring job and I have to fill my time quitely with something while still looking like I'm being productive.
I plan to sharpen my axe.

Pathologically yours, D.

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