Getting kicked in the nuts is comparable to...?

hmm, this is for all the other guys out there... since women think its so funny to kick guys in the nuts and watch them assume the fetal position while writhing in pain, I figured, as a public service announcement i'd try to figure out what was nearly as painful as that, something that could happen to either sexes (eg. no childbirth, thats an unfair comparisin anyways) just to show them how much it hurts...

Answer:
First of all, I don't believe that all women think it's funny for a guy to get kicked in the testicles. Most are "in the know" about this injury and sensitive enough not to find it funny if they see it close by in real life. We laugh at it in the movies or on TV because on one level, we know it's faked (except on AFV), and on another level, we are very distant from the actual event.

I think the pain of the first natural childbirth in a woman's life is a fair comparison - but would only hit home for women who have actually experienced that. In terms of something common to both sexes, a severe heart attack produces tremendous pain. Hitting your thumb with a hammer would be a better, more common example, however.
Putting your hand on a hot stove plate when you didn't know it was hot. I'm a girl and let me tell you, when I get hit in the same position you get hit by with a kicked soccer ball, I also go into the fetal position because it was kicked at my pelvis, and all the other stuff going on downstairs, or I just grab my stuff like guys do and go AW! And yes I'm being serious.
Oh you big baby. No unfair nothing. We have periods, PMS, and child birth, which effects every last bit of our bodies. We have to listen to men complain about their balls (blue balls, getting kicked there, etc etc.) and how hard everything is, when they don't understand 5% of what we go through. We have birth control to take, same time every day, and children to take care of. We have jobs, house work, and so much more.You can't compare a male to a female because well females will always win with child birth.
It has happened to me in the past, and you survive.

Not all women would do such a thing - many women are kind and would not wish to hurt anyone - but others would certainly enjoy that sort of thing - since both the good and the bad exist in this world.



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its like getting kicked in both shin's with steel toe boots and when you fall hitting both elbows on a steel/concrete floor. and if you dont believe try it and see what happens.
My b/f said it's alot like a really bad migraine but it doesn't last as long.
It isn't. We women go through menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, and menopause. they are all hell. get a grip and deal with it
ooh, ouch. well, titty twisters hurt really really bad. hahah.
[for those of you who don't know, its when someone grabs your nipple and like twists it really really hard. owww.

well i cant really relate, considering this really is for guys like you said, and i obviously don't know how much it would hurt. but, yeah.
Actually , i been kick in the crouch. It was very painful. I was bruised for two weeks. i will never forget it.That was 21 yrs.ago. I'm a woman.
GOD BLESS
I was once hit in the eyeball by a large beetle while riding a motorbike at approx 80km/hr. I felt an initial pain followed by a phenomena where the muscles around the eye all contracted very strongly for several minutes causing enduring pain which is similar to the scrotums reaction to a blow to the crown jewels. I was not winded, nor did I experience a period of being unable to swallow like I experienced after I stopped a tennis ball with my left testicle once. Why does that happen?
kicking a man in the nuts... is a self defense action on behalf of women who are facing violence, We know it hurts that's why we do it... but to kick whiteout cause is just as wrong as men beating on women... just as abusive as a violent man. it's not a game it should never be taken as one. violence should never be a choice for anyone.
There IS nothing comparable.

The same tissues are present in both male and female fetuses . If those tissues (the gonads) descend into what would become the vulva in a female, they become testicles, and you have a male. The peritoneal surfaces fuse, and you have a scrotum. If not, they become ovaries, and you have a female. As a zygote, an embryo, then a fetus, male or female, can not be determined until later in the pregnancy! We are THAT much alike! In fact, without genetic testing, it is impossible to "sex" an early fetus.

Women, try this. Imagine that your ovaries, instead of being protected by many layers of muscles, adipose tissue, thick skin, pelvic bones, and positioned well into the center of the body, are now outside your body. NO bones to protect them. NO muscles to protect them. NO adipose tissue to protect them. Position not protecting them. Only extremely thin skin hanging on to your ovaries.

NOW, imagine if you will, someone being stupid enough, evil enough, mean enough, takes a chance at ending forever your ability to have children, (the single strongest drive in every living being), by kicking, punching, squeezing, biting, or otherwise damaging your ovaries.

If you have ever felt a menstrual cramp that was in your ovaries, that MIGHT in some small way be similar, but I doubt it. For one thing, no one maliciously kicked you to CAUSE it, did they?!

The only time it MIGHT be wise to damage a mans testicles, is if they are threatening great bodily harm to you, (rape, etc.). Even then it may not be wise, because, instead of disabling them, you might only piss them off. They might then do you more harm.

This is a question that has, and will be asked forever. Only if all humans accept that every being is different, and treat everyone else with love, and respect, would there NOT be such questions.

I, for one, have never punched, kicked, or bit a woman anywhere, especially not her ovarian area. I would be thankful if no one ever punched, kicked, or bit me, ever again.

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