I am so depressed...i cant quit farting!?
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Sweety, this is a normal problem. You are depressed so you eat. By eating a lot of fattening foods you gain weight and have bad gas from your stomach backing up. You need to try to get over whatever the problem is and the gas will stop. If it does not stop you can try to live life normally. Blame the farting on someone else. That usually works. Or you can tell them your problem and tell them to get over it.
SINCERELY,
Person Who Is Smart
Not much you can do to stop the stink except get a better laxative.
I think this was intended to mean depressed because of the farting..
Do yourself a favor. Don't drink water during or after a meal. Wait for at least 1 hour before you do.
Be grateful you can fart, & enjoy it!
I stopped farting 2 years ago, & I just assumed that it was because my diet had changed.
Due to immense abdominal pain, I recently found out that my bowel was "twisted" & there was a build up of gasses trapped there.
I had MAJOR surgery, where they removed a small portion of my lower intestines, and was hospitalized for 3 weeks.
Very, very painful operation & a few months recovery time, unpaid sick leave, and a HUGE hospital bill that I'll be paying off for the next 4 years. All because I stopped farting.
SOOOOO, fart, enjoy, & be proud of your stench, because it means you're healthy & alive!
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