I am making a list of the best revenge ideas so what can you think of?
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If it's somebody you work in an office with and they have a private office that they lock at night, go get a large bottle of baby powder and a newspaper.
After they leave, (preferably Friday evening since other people will come in over the weekend making it harder to track down to you) and after making sure you're the last one in the office, pile a whole bunch of baby powder on a flat piece of newspaper and slide it under their office door. Then take a can of compressed air (like the one you use to clean a computer keyboard) and spray it under the door at the powder.
Repeat until all the entire bottle of baby powder is gone.
You will have coated every surface in their entire office with a film of baby powder. :)
Be sure to wipe off the bottom of the door on the outside so there is no warning before they open it.
Knowing their office was locked, they will be completely at a loss as to how it could have happened.
If they don't have an office then there's another old favorite of mine: Go to the pet store and buy a bunch of fresh catnip. If it isn't already, shred it into little bits. And then go pay them a visit at night and sprinkle it all over their lawn.
Within a week, they will be the new hangout for all the cats in the neighborhood. And the cats will keep it cut down low enough that they won't be able to tell that there's anything special growing in their lawn.
Speaking of lawns, there's always the old standby of putting grass killer in a super-soaker and writing messages on their lawn at night with it. Just be sure to destroy the super soaker before throwing it out so some kid doesn't pull it out the garbage can and use it on his friends.
Have fun, and don't get arrested.
smack em in the face with a bat
Upper-decking their toilet. Taking a crap in the retaining tank of their toilet. I had it happen to me and I had to buy a fish net to get the poo-particles out. Such a unwelcome surprise.
In Los Angeles, many years ago, I had a neighbor with a last name similar to mine, so my mail often got put into her mailbox by mistake. When this happened, she did not put it in my box or give it to me. Instead, she would just throw it on the ground or throw it away. (Yes, I knew that messing with the mail was a federal crime, but I could never get any usable evidence against her.) Many was the time I received bills for mail-ordered merchandise that never got to me, and I knew she had gotten it instead and either kept it or threw it away. (Another neighbor claimed to have seen some things in her house that I had ordered and was billed for, but never received.)
The last straw came when I applied for my driver's license (in Calif. at that time they did not make up the license on the spot, they gave you a temporqry receipt and sent you your license in the mail.). I waited and waited for it to arrive. Finally, I found it - by just the sheerest of luck - laying upside-down in the middle of the sidewalk a block-and-a-half from my apartment!
That was, as I'd said, the last straw! So I went up to a news-stand and went through the magazines there - pulling the little subscription cards out of about a hundred or so magazines I knew she would not like at all; and over the next week, I filled them ALL out with her name and address on them. (Since they were all "No Postage Necessary if Mailed in the USA", it cost me nothing but time and effort.) Because I had to work during the day, I never got to see her face when all those unwanted magazines began to arrive in her mailbox, but I think she got the message because my mail was undisturbed after that.
curve stomp
You wouldn't be making a list if you wern't planning on using it at some point. Perhaps your energies could be put to use
in more constructive ways... like getting the monkey off your back that you are unwilling to verbalize. Move on! Your negative thoughts will only draw negativity into your life.
UGH! People like ^Cheyennesmom^ make me SICK!
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DIE YOU ANNOYING EMOS!
Revenge? Hey. All these people's ideas PALE in comparison to thedisease.net
Go to their "Media" link about revenge.
There are ALOT of downloads.
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